reminder to
write a better poem
about my stinky cund
and put it here
schmelly
every time i get nerve pain a minecraft ocelot gets struck by lightning
lightning is a lethal element to thunderstorms.
lightning momentarily increases the sky light's brightness
to slightly greater than full daylight.
lightning strikes randomly and creates fires where it strikes.
such fires act normally, igniting all flammable materials,
detonating tnt, and even activating nether portals.
the lightning itself, however, is not destructive and does not destroy blocks.
while most fires are extinguished by the rain,
areas that block rain can allow the fire to spread,
and any netherrack lit by lightning is not extinguished by the rain.
Most entities struck by lightning are dealt 5 (♥ ♥ ♥) damage
(sometimes twice in succession)
and are set on fire, which may cause additional damage.
now try and keep a straight face when that happens in the middle of a conversation with your boss
"just my cyber-snoochie sir
it renders you obsolete and occaisionally zaps me"
but whatever its okay its worth it
to be legally considered a cyborg by the state of ohio
☣~~ TO BE FULLY FLESH AND FULLY PROGRAM ~~☣
☣~~ VIRTUALLY TRUE AND TRULY VIRTUAL ~~☣
☣~~ IM BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE OF IT XDDD ~~☣
and every time i drop my phone on my sneeper a minecraft ocelot gets crushed by an anvil
